Monday, December 6, 2010

the three little pigs

Once upon a time there lived three little pigs one day there butler said you should really move out and get your one mansion. So they all set of to buy their own mansion. T he first pig set of to find his mums Real-Estate agent. The little pig said I’ll give you 10 million for a mansion on the top of Mt Cook. Deal said the Real-Estate agent discussed as a Woolf so the Real-Estate agent built it on time. The pig was impressed. Well done here’s your 10 million dollars sir “thank you”. I’m just making your dinner. Ha, ha, ha he whispered to himself I put poison in his food.


The 2nd pig set of to find his favourite mansion the real-estate agent can I have a mansion in the hills of HOLLYWOOD. That will be 10.4 million dollars sir. Ok said the pig hers your 10.4 million dollars thank you i made you a Barth pig oh thank with a nice green Barth boom by then the silly pig had already opened. The real-estate agent ha, ha, ha that is not really a Barth boom it’s a acid boom ha, ha, ha.


The third pig set of and got a villa in new Zealand where he lived happily ever after the end

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

29 miners lost

The church bell rang 29 times, so we knew it was final and the end of the
line. Now 29 miners are at heavens gate, with coal silt dirty faces asking "Is it too late?" God replies with half a grin "No my children come in." They place their mining lights gently on heaven's floor, and ... God says "Job well done, leave your boots at the door and our school saled our new zealand flag at half mast may god be with them

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

my favourite soccer player

PFA Players’ Player of the Year: 2007
PFA Young Player of the Year: 2007
PFA Fans’ Player of the Year: 2007
PFA Premiership Team of the Year: 2005-2006, 2006-2007
Football Writers’ Association Award: 2007
Barclays Player of the Season: 2006-2007
Barclays Player of the Month: November 2006, December 2006
PFA Fans’ Player of the Month: October 2006, February 2007
FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year: 2005, 2006
Portuguese Sports Personality: 2006
Portuguese Footballer of the Year: 2007
Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year: 2006-2007
Manchester United Players’ Player of the Year: 2006-2007
FA Premier League: 2006-2007
FA Cup: 2004
Football League Cup: 2006
Community Shield: 2007
Barclay's Premier League: 2007-2008
UEFA Champions League: 2007-2008
Ballon d'Or: 2008
FIFA World Club: 2008

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

On the weekend we got 2 new sheep a ram and a u a rams a boy and a u’s a girl there going to be yum we also have a cow called angus hes named after angus beef thank yo for reading

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Welcome

Welcome all to my new blog i hope you have fun following and reading my blog!